You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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