found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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