we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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