so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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