elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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