Where are you?
In a non slutty way
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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