he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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