taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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