I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Randomize
