Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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