There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
And then my night got REAL pukey
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
