Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
