i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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