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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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