I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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