its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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