i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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