At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
it hurts more in the daytime
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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