Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
two words: eviction party
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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