YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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