There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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