Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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