I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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