My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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