help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
