Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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