How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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