She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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