Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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