you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
my poor anus
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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