everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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