I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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