that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Randomize
