btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Too much gin, very little bucket
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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