I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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