i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
