Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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