oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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