fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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