I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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