I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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