So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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