): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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