so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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