i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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