You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
3pm strippers are depressing
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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