Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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