i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
