there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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