Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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