I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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