What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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