People in love make me want to vomit
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
you inspire me to be a worse person
The beers last night were like the tears from god
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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