Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We had sex on a dog bed..
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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