I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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